As a single person, I don't cook a lot. In fact, my fridge is usually full of stuff to put on stuff that I don't have.
Well, here in South Texas, they've figured out what to do with all those condiments. It's called "street corn". It looks disgusting, but it is addictive!
First you take a huge bowlful of roasted corn, then you top it with a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise (that's right....mayo!), then you add an equally large tablespoon of butter. At this point, you can hear your arteries slamming shut. Then, last but not least, you cover the whole works with parmesan cheese! Mush it all together and there you have it.... a heart attack in a bowl! And it's worth every calorie.
Try it - you'll like it.